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  • "No other product makes it so easy (and fun) to pick up poop."
  • Elliott Larkfield, You are the only one who had to be a jerk about the concern...and for the record, the dogs DO pee on my Vespa...M
  • You know, if you freeze it, you can pick it up more easily.
    What is it? Liquid Nitrogen? Just don't spray your toes in the process, I guess. lol.
  • As a mother of young children--I can tell you that dog poop is a magnet for small feet with little shoes that have lots of ridges (is that why Park Slope Parents keep their kids in strollers until they are 12?). I have a double stroller which I hate, so I rarely use it and let my pre-schoolers walk most places. It is always pleasant to spend 20 minutes scraping dog crap out of the crevices of their shoes after a trip to the store.

    I have actually confronted the dog crap non-cleaner uppers and theit response has invariably been a slack-jawed, 'huh'?
  • My nightmare is stepping in Park Slope dog poop on the way to work, but not realizing it until I arrive at work.[/youtube]
  • doctorj wrote: [quote=laura][quote=raw]After reading this thread, I'd prefer a pet rat.
    I had a couple of pet rats once. And then a guinea pig. Then cats. I can't do the whole dog-walking thing.

    I kept pet rocks. They were very clean, and unlike several other species of pets we tried, didn't die prematurely. Also most suitable for an urban environment, easy to shift house or fly with, and low food and vet bills. This was in the days before Tamagotchis.

    Pet rocks? What the hell -- that sounds like the best pet yet.

    I had a Chia Pet once and god did it suck. I creamed it up with muddy seeds, watered it, and it did NOT grow a green afro.

    http://www.chia.com/

    I also had sea monkeys. My 8-year-old heart hoped that they would grow into little green people -- my captivated plastic cup of miniture friends -- as advertized in my comic books. Sadly, the sea monkey eggs transformed into nothing more than swimming creatures that looked like white pieces of lint. The weightless plastic cup those damn "monkeys" lived in was problematic. With one light touch, I accidentally knocked it over and ended it all.
  • raw wrote: [quote=doctorj][quote=laura][quote=raw]After reading this thread, I'd prefer a pet rat.
    I had a couple of pet rats once. And then a guinea pig. Then cats. I can't do the whole dog-walking thing.

    I kept pet rocks. They were very clean, and unlike several other species of pets we tried, didn't die prematurely. Also most suitable for an urban environment, easy to shift house or fly with, and low food and vet bills. This was in the days before Tamagotchis.

    Pet rocks? What the hell -- that sounds like the best pet yet.

    I had a Chia Pet once and god did it suck. I creamed it up with muddy seeds, watered it, and it did NOT grow a green afro.

    http://www.chia.com/

    I also had sea monkeys. My 8-year-old heart hoped that they would grow into little green people -- my captivated plastic cup of miniture friends -- as advertized in my comic books. Sadly, the sea monkey eggs transformed into nothing more than swimming creatures that looked like white pieces of lint. The weightless plastic cup those damn "monkeys" lived in was problematic. With one light touch, I accidentally knocked it over and ended it all.I thought it was illegal to pick up dog shit and that by law we were supposed to just leave the turd there on the sidewalk so that people can step in and enjoy its aroma?
  • An intelligent and amusing comment. Wow.
  • This was good run but now people are getting punchy with silly comments! Bottom line is we need dog owners to take responsibility with their delightful pets. Don't turn your back when they lift their legs on someones property and take a minute to pick up the poop...it is the law. really that simple :roll:
  • How any civilized person can leave a turd on the sidewalk and think that's decent behavior, well....you'd probably get along well with my neighbors.
  • While its exciting to be part of thread with 100 posts - I have to ask why so many here keep posting about the need to pick up dog poo. I mean no one here who (seems to) have a dog has said anything other than - it is a 1000% mandatory chore and I'l bet the people who are leaving it around arent going to read here or if they do certainly arent going to change the behavior by seeing scores of posts with the same message.

    The only issue in controversy here (and apparently only by me) was whether tree pits and garbage bags are fair game for male dogs to spray.
  • doctorj wrote:

    I kept pet rocks. They were very clean, and unlike several other species of pets we tried, didn't die prematurely. Also most suitable for an urban environment, easy to shift house or fly with, and low food and vet bills. This was in the days before Tamagotchis.
    what's sad, though, is how many people get a pet rock because it's cute, then turn it out on the streets when they get tired of it. the park is full of semi-feral packs of rocks....and don't get me started on off-leash hours. it's a madhouse.
  • I was walking through the Park (yes, Prospect) on Saturday and there were a bunch of guys playing soccer (near the Garfield entrance PPW side). All of a sudden one of them trots off from the group and just whips out his dick and starts to pee...right there in full bloom, no trees, nothing. Hejdidn't even care that there were a lot of people around. Tons of kids and people all around....I'm sorry, but it must be me if this behaviour goes unmentioned.
  • sweet tea wrote: what's sad, though, is how many people get a pet rock because it's cute, then turn it out on the streets when they get tired of it. the park is full of semi-feral packs of rocks....and don't get me started on off-leash hours. it's a madhouse.
    Actually I believe the original rock colony began when some of them escaped from a broken crate at JFK airport. They made their way to the park and have been multiplying ever since.
  • Calgary Poised to Ban Public Urination

    CALGARY, Alberta - Calgary's promotional slogan is "Heart of the New West." And to distinguish it from the Old West, a few new rules are about to apply. There'll be no fighting, spitting or urinating in public, unless you want the city to relieve you of hundreds of dollars in fines. And don't even think about defecating, loitering or putting your feet up on public benches.

    These proscriptions aimed at "regulating public behavior" were expected to become law in this sprawling Prairie city when the city council adopts a new bylaw Monday.

    It is a matter of trying to curtail those who are disrespecting the community, says Bill Bruce, Calgary's director of bylaw services.

    "We're not after people who get caught short and have to sneak into the bushes and take care of business," he clarified. "We're after people who are out and out disrespectful in full view of the public doing this kind of stuff."

    The British Columbia capital of Victoria announced late last week that it would place two portable, open-air urinals each night in downtown Bastion Square. The experiment, which will run until the new year, is designed to give bar patrons an alternative to relieving themselves in doorways and on street corners.

    If successful, Victoria might install permanent pop-up urinals that sink underground in the early morning, to look merely like an oversized manhole cover during the day.

    Calgary's new public behavior rules have been criticized as a heavy-handed attempt to make it illegal to be homeless.

    Rebecca Sullivan, a communications professor at the University of Calgary, said it typifies the growing pains of a place quickly moving from medium-sized to big city.

    "There's a whole host of issues that they've just never had to deal with before, and it's responding to this seismic shift in Calgary's urban culture, but not in a really progressive way," she said. "And rather than respond to the larger problems, they've reacted by just making it illegal to do anything that you would do if you were homeless and stuck in the city."
  • Subject: Female public urination

    What I've begun to see is women peeing in public. Like all the time. Granted, usually at night, and they're trying to conceal themselves, but nonetheless, there it is (and I do mean IT) in all its glory, whizzing away. When did this start to happen? Not that I necessarily begrudge them. Guys have had the luxury of peeing in alleys and on trees for ages. It's just that, until very recently, I haven't seen alot of gals taking this liberty. Funny. I'm not particularly aroused by it, nor am I disgusted. I just find it a new and interesting urban social development.
  • My boyfriend came home last night with shit on both shoes - needless to say he was super pissed. I see it on the sidwalks all the time - WHY, people...WHY?????!?!!?
  • This is so funny.... I'm reading through all 107 posts... and second to last is a comment about women peeing in the street.

    I, for one, am highly aroused by such deviant behavior but that is another post....or maybe it's this one.

    Shit, was that out loud?

    Anyway, I just wanted to say I crap on the street all the time.... and yes, this is what you get for reading 109 posts on the topic of dog poop... and, no, I don't clean it up myself I have my maid do it.
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