Really Getting To Know The Neighbors

dailyheights · September 2005

yeah... sex sells. Or even nakedness, really.

rhodamine · September 2005

dailyheights wrote: yeah... sex sells. Or even nakedness, really.

i like how curbed refers to our hood as "park slope and beyond".

lolz.

flute · September 2005

t-fal wrote: are they attractive? because really thats all that matters

I think THAT's the real issue here. I think we should be able to chose our Naked Neighbors (I have a few I'd like to suggest 8) ).

We should put Norman Siegel on the case when/if he's elected. Definitely a job for the Public Advocate.

emily · September 2005

rhodamine wrote: i like how curbed refers to our hood as "park slope and beyond".

lolz.

Mmmm. Way, way beyond!

anonymous · September 2005

I agree with SJE

go get yourself curtains and stop looking out the window into someone elses apartment!! Look at something else! I walk around naked all the time and if my neighbors dont like it, they can move anywhere they want..its a free country.

candicissima · September 2005

Anonymous wrote: Igo get yourself curtains and stop looking out the window into someone elses apartment!! Look at something else! I walk around naked all the time and if my neighbors dont like it, they can move anywhere they want..its a free country.

I know I shouldn't feed the troll...but, STFU. Last time I checked, this was a lighthearted little thread and I wasn't threatening to call 311 or anything. Get a life. I do have curtains and they're presently pushed aside to not block the A/C. I really don't give a shit if they have a nudist commune in there because I think the whole thing is funny and every one but you, Guest, seemed to also. But, my neighbors probably are lurkers and they've since cut down on the naked time. Boo hoo.

chippenziedeutch · September 2005

Maybe get a laster pointer? I'm sure a bright red glowing dot on your wedding tackle is a good indication that someone can see you... and if they have cats? Oh, the hilarity that would ensue... :twisted:

anonymous · September 2005

Subject: just read this...

.. immediately after getting out of the shower and, yes, air drying.

I'm wearing shorts now.

no need to get all worked up or anything.

emily · September 2005

chippenziedeutch wrote: Maybe get a laster pointer? I'm sure a bright red glowing dot on your wedding tackle is a good indication that someone can see you... and if they have cats? Oh, the hilarity that would ensue... :twisted:

This is a GREAT idea. :twisted:

withachaser · September 2005

a laser pointer is brilliant! and very exciting to me, personally. can i be first?

perhaps, we should start a neighborhood watch armed with laser pointers. maybe, we could even get ratner to fund it in the interest of cleaning up this 'blighted area' and make it more wholesome for all of the families who will move into his development.

vanilla · September 2005

this is frightening.

anonymous · September 2005

Subject: it's probably me

I just moved onto sterling a couple months ago. It may be us. The buildings behind us seem so damn far away though, it's hard to believe anyone could see anything without a zoom. I guess it's time to get curtains, even if it's not us. Seeing this thread was fairly frightening.

I am often in my underpants late at night, 'cause I sleep in 'em. Naked, very rarely. Perhaps because this might be me, I am vehemently against the idea of photos or video. But whatever, I don't care too much for myself, but I care about my girlfriend's virtue and good name. We don't lounge around in the nude, but at the same time, if we have to run to the kitchen for a glass of water... ah...

Who knows. I'd like a better description. What's the hair color of the nudists?

quig · September 2005

Carpet or drapes?

I couldn't resist.

withachaser · September 2005

chippenziedeutch wrote: Maybe get a laster pointer? I'm sure a bright red glowing dot on your wedding tackle is a good indication that someone can see you... and if they have cats? Oh, the hilarity that would ensue... :twisted:

at the risk of betraying my unworldliness, i had never heard the 'wedding tackle' reference before and wanted to voice my appreciation. very ticklish in word and image. thanks!

stacey · September 2005

quig wrote: Carpet or drapes?

I couldn't resist.

You have the my whole office hysterical!!

brooklynswordstyle · September 2005

quig wrote: Carpet or drapes?

I couldn't resist.

Hardwood.

Sorry.

tacamahac · September 2005

Subject: Re: Really Getting To Know The Neighbors

Candicissima wrote: they apparently have no curtains and like to parade around appearingly naked.

Was it just parading and getting glasses of water? A guy across from my office window in Manhattan used to iron in the nude. One slip and....there's no emoticon for THAT.

anonymous · September 2005

Subject: my vote for best thread -- ahem, hands down

this thread is why I love DH! Thanks, y'all, and I think you've put an end to the eons old argument I keep having with my husband about putting the blinds all the way down (blocks the airflow from open windows on warm nights!) at night so people on Prospect Place (our bedroom faces it) don't get a peek at our peepers. Or wedding tackle. I would have thought of it more as the line than the tackle....would that make mind the pond, with mountains rising above it?

kate · September 2005

Hardwood, hmm. Sounds like that would be a racy video.

pensodyssey · September 2005

KateBklyn wrote: Hardwood, hmm. Sounds like that would be a racy video.

So would "Rear Window".

Oh wait, that one's already taken.

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