Brooklyn Back When - Open Thread

MY WIFE WILL SHOT ME IF I DANCE
BUT I AM THE BEST CHAIR DANCER YOU WILL EVER MEET

Janet - that's great ... a win-win for you and Marilyn. Can you bring Luly
too? If I ever have a long trip, you can come live here with the F's & B.

Got to go CVS Caremark on phone.. drugs, meds...

I have to take Luly, lol. Don't tell my sister.

SO FRANNY IS GOING TO GIVE A LAP DANCE LOL
NOW HE REALLY WILL NOT GET RID OF HIS SCOOTER. LOL

ANTHONY -- DO YOU ALSO DO POLE DANCING???

HEY JANET

I GOT TWO DOGS ONE IS A SMALL DOG PART CHAWOWER(SPELL)
SHE DONT STOP BARKING SHE BARKS AT EVERY LITTLE SOUND MADE

DO YOU KNOW OR HAVE A IDEA HOW I CAN STOP HER BARKING SHORT OF CUTING HER VOICE BOX OUT

HI TERRY - YES ONLY ONE LAP DANCE - FOR ANTHONY... ONCE I HAVE MY POLE INSTALLED HERE IN THE OFFICE; and work it - I'LL BE IN MUCH BETTER SHAPE :-)

LOL x 100

Terry: I'll make myself available the day of for name tags and anything else you may need. Not a problem.

OH MAN OH MAN I CANT WAIT

LAP DANCE FOR ANTHONY YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

ANTHONY - THIS MAY SOUND CRUEL BUT IT IS NOT.

TRY A SQUIRT WATER BOTTLE AND SQUIRT HER/HIM (NOT IN FACE).
THEY WILL GET IT.

I JUST SHOW FAITH THE BOTTLE AND SHE STOPS BARKING.. (FRASIER
IS BLIND NOW AND CAN'T SEE ANYTHING - HE IS A GOOD DOG!!!)

AND SOMETIMES IF I DON'T HAVE THE WATER BOTTLE AROUND, I
JUST PRETEND AND MAKE SQUIRTING SOUNDS. THEN FAITH SQUINTS
AS IF SHE IS GETTING SQUIRTED. SUCH A DRAMA QUEEN... MY LITTLE
GIRL!!!


JANET - DOG COMMENT YOU WILL UNDERSTAND - THE OTHER NIGHT
FRANK SAID TO ME "YOU SHOULD JUST HAVE SURGERY AND HAVE
FAITH SEWN TO YOUR HIP"


sorry for caps -- had them on for Anthony

FRANNY TRYED IT SHE JUST TRY TO LAP UP THE WATER

ANTHONY - I ADOPTED A YORKIE MANY YEARS AGO AND THE OWNERS
CUT HIS VOICE BOX SO HE WOULDN'T BARK. IT WAS SO SAD - THIS
DOG WAS SO ABUSED. HE HATED ME BECAUSE HE THOUGHT I WAS
HIS BITCH PREVIOUS OWNER WHO WAS MEAN TO HIM. BUT I LOVED
HIM ANYWAY. HE ACTUALLY LOOKED LIKE HE HAD DOWN'S SYNDROME.
AND THEY ALSO CLIPPED THE TIP OF HIS NOSE. THEY WERE SICK
PEOPLE.

OK ANT - YOU FIGURED IT OUT.. THE ONLY THING I LAP THESE DAYS
IS WATER... WELL THERE IS STILL THE FANTASY... AND AS I ALWAYS
SAY

"SOMETIMES THE FANTASY IS BETTER THAN THE REALITY"

TAHT IS SICK I WOULD NEVER CUT OUT HER VOICE BOX NO WAY

I DID SEE A COLLOR IN A PET MAG. THAT SEND A LIGHT ZAP WHEN THE DOG BARKS BUT I DONT KNOW IF I LIKE THAT IDEA

OH ANT - I'M A LITTLE SLOW TODAY....

LOL - THE DOG LAPS THE WATER, NOT ME....


I DON'T HAVE ANY OTHER BARKING DOGS' SUGGESTIONS
... CEASER THE DOG WHISPERER
COULD DO A WHOLE SEASON WITH ME AND MY BABIES AND HOW
FAITH HAS ME TRAINED. IT IS SAD AND TOO EMBARRASSING TO
WRITE THAT A 14 LB. DOG CAN ACTUALLY RULE ME... I GOT RID
OF ONE HUSBAND FOR THAT... AND NOW I LET THE DOG DO IT...
(SHE'S WORTH IT!!!)

Thank you Terry. I am on the phone.

Missed a lot on the blog

YES, I SAW THE COLLAR TOO... I NEVER WANTED TO TRY IT.
TOO CRUEL SOUNDING


WHAT WAS BEST IS WHEN THEY WENT DEAF (SOUNDS TERRIBLE,
BUT NOT)... THEY DON'T HEAR ANYTHING AND DON'T BARK.


FAITH IS CO-DEPENDENT AND WHEN I LEAVE THE ROOM SHE
CRIES FOR ME. AND I DIDN'T HAVE KIDS.... ???? BUT ALL
THE JOYS OF MOTHERHOOD.

SAY WHAT YOU LET THE DOG DO IT
DO WHAT
YOU GOT A GAY DOG
WHAT AM I MISSING HERE

I GOT RID
OF ONE HUSBAND FOR THAT... AND NOW I LET THE DOG DO IT...
(SHE'S WORTH IT!!!)

I AM REREADING YOUR POST NOW

AND I SEE WHAT I MISSED OH MAN SORRY

IT IS SAD AND TOO EMBARRASSING TO
WRITE THAT A 14 LB. DOG CAN ACTUALLY RULE ME... I GOT RID
OF ONE HUSBAND FOR THAT... AND NOW I LET THE DOG DO IT...
(SHE'S WORTH IT!!!)

OH ANT - I'M NOT INTO BEASTIALITY (SP?)

'DO IT' MEANT RULE ME.... lol

Even though I did own a good looking great dane many, many years
ago..

I am still here.

YOU GOT ME ALL EXCITED WITH THE LAP DANCING YOU SEE WHERE MY MIND WENT TO

May have to go pick the kids up.

OK, I do have to pick them up. See you later.

OK JANET
HOW OLD ARE THEY THE KIDS YOUR GRANDCHILDREN I GUESS

OK - i guess i'll go now.. Like Janet said earlier - she's on 5 hours already.
The time just goes too fast and that is why i try to be more disciplined when I log on. And why I stay away sometimes. And it is such a beautiful day out there. And the day is slipping by....

Love you all and Prayers for You and Your Families Coming Up from Venice....

OK FRANNY CANT WAIT TO MEET YOU

TALK TO YOU SOON HONEY