Brooklyn Back When - Open Thread

Terry, I am not talking about the joke. It was the comments after the joke.

MY WIFE IS POLISH AND WHEN MY KIDS WHERE BORN THEY DID POLISH IN THERE DIPPERS AND I HAD TO CLEAN THERE POLAND
SO THERE IS NO MORE POLISH IN THEM

OK, finished. Over. Finito. LOL

Did he die???

ONE OF THE BEST MOVIES EVER

Im not good at these ...I always leave out half the joke!


A Busty Blonde responds to an Add about Painting the outside of a House...

Ding-dong ....the wife and husband answer the door.....the wife says no thank you ...and her husband says ...
lets give her a shot .....he tells the blonde to paint the whole outside even the porch for $100-

after 2 hrs

the blonde rings the bell ----> ding-dong

blonde - Im all done.... the outside of the house is painted even the porshe !!






get it ????? porch - porshe

NO THAT IS WHAT I WAS TALKING ABOUT JANET THAT DIAPER THING
ANYWAY FORGET IT IT IS OVER AND I LOVE YA BOTH
MY MOM WAS NOT POLISH BUT SHE SPOKE IT LIVING WITH ALL THE POLISH PEOPLE WHEN SHE WAS A KID...

AND...YES HE DID DIE I LOVED HIM HE WAS SO FUNNY

LOL Suzie

It was fine.

I should really smack the guy that told me that!


Joe....Im waiting for the rest of the joke ....about the horse! LOL

Janet, my hubby is half polish but I don't let things like that get to me. I don't think he would intentionally post something here to hurt anyone. Just my 2 cents!!

HEY.....DO YOU KNOW HOW "STATEN ISLAND" GOT ITS NAME?


......WHEN HENRY HUDSON WAS SAILING THROUGH THE NARROWS....HE LOOK OVER TO HIS LEFT, AND ASKED HIS NAVIGATOR......

..........."HEY,IS STAT AN ISLAND?"

................TRUE STORY......

.......................YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS STUFF UP

Keep em coming joe!!!! LOL

HOLY SHIT

I LEAVE YOU FOLKS ALONE
ONE FRIGGIN MORNING
AND ALL HELL BREAKS LOOSE

OK LET'S ALL SETTLE DOWN AND END IT NOW



I CAN TAKE IT

SO LET'S ALL KISS AND MAKE UP OR ELSE

OK...MY WORK HERE IS DONE......I'LL SEE YOU ALL LATER.

Bye Joe

To All: You know some jokes on here may offend some, some songs, some people just telling a story, thats what this blog is all about....I, like Suzie, nothing bothers me, because I know it is all in fun...but if something did offend me I would just totally ignore it....sometimes no response is the best response.......lets all try and get along.....Janet and Anthony, you have both been on this blog for a long time and we don't want to see any of you angry. So if either of you say something the other one don't like, just ignore it and move to the next post....we are all here to have a good time and keep in touch with some really great people. Ok just my 2 cents!!!!!!!

OK I have great news!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My mother just called and her bone scan came back OKKKKKKKK!!!! No cancer.....she has to go back in six months for another pet scan, but that is only normal once you have cancer there is always a chance of it coming back, but for now....this is GOOD NEWS!!!!!!

I just want to thank everyone on here for the support and prayers and the great friendship that you all showed to me and my family.

Peek in later

Judy ....Iam so happy to hear that ....Thank God!

JUDY THATS IS GREAT NEWS

Great news Judy.

This is to wrap up todays view on the Blog ....all of course in good fun and we really shouldnt intentionally hurt eachother!








I have to go pick up Nicole ...be back lata!


Love you guys!

JANET AND ANTHONY

Did you hear the story of the little boy with a bad temper?
Handing his son a bag of nails, the boy's father
explains each time his son loses his temper and
shouts angry hurtful words he must hammer a
nail into the back of the wooden fence in their
yard. On that first day 37 nails went into the fence.

Over the next few weeks the boy began discovering
it was easier to hold his temper and his tongue than
trek all the way out to the back fence and pound
those nails into the fence. After some time the
boy proudly approached his father and announced
he had not lost temper at all for several days. His
wise father suggested his son pull out one nail for
each temper-free day. Finally, boasting that all the
nails were gone, the boy takes his dad's hand and
leads him to the fence without nails. "You have done
well, my son. Now look at the holes in the fence. It will
never be the same. When you say things in anger your
words leave scars, just like these holes."

AND LET US ALL REMEMBER OUR BLOG MOTTO

Gra, Dilseacht, Cairdeas -- love, loyalty, friendship


SO I THINK WE SHOULD DRAW A LINE IN THE SAND
NO MORE ETHNIC JOKES- SO THERE WILL BE
NO MORE MISUNDERSTANDINGS.

AS MY MOTHER USED TO SAY

IF YOU CAN'T SAY ANYTHING NICE ABOUT
SOMEONE THEN DON'T SAY ANYTHING AT ALL

THAT'S IT FROM ME - FINITO- YOU'LL HEAR NO MORE

BY THE WAY I HAD TO DELETE 500 JOKES
FROM MY DATABASE(499 IRISH & 1 SWEDISH)

Thanks so much guys!!!!!!!

Hey Partner thanks for hanging around!