Brooklyn Back When - Open Thread

Jim .... I love that story ....so true!


lata gata!

LOL Jim, don't delete them. Ethnic jokes are fine. Just don't expound on them as was done. LOL.

Q. Why are most Italian men named Tony?

A. When they got on the boat to America they stamped To NY (Tony) on their foreheads.

THANK GOD JUDY....
THIS IS WHAT I AM TALKNG ABOUT MORE IMPORTANT THINGS TO WORRY ABOUT..... SO HAPPY FOR YOUR MOM

ANTHONY UMBRIA wrote: THERE IS NOTHING MORE TO SAY I AM DONE

Hi everybody,

Please keep in mind that some comments you make, which might seem harmless, might be viewed as discriminatory comments by others. Let's strive to keep this a place where everybody feels comfortable.

Thanks,
DH

IF YOU CAN'T SAY ANYTHING NICE ABOUT
SOMEONE THEN DON'T SAY ANYTHING AT ALL

You're right Jim. Good for you. Hey, you may be the level headed person needed on here, lol.

The expression that just kept coming to mind when everyone brushed things off was, If you don't stand for something, you stand for nothing !!!

Thanks DH. We will do as you suggest.

NOW START LAFFING

HERE IS IS

JOKE O'DAY

Jon and Dan are applying for jobs together. If they can answer the
question of the interviewer they get the job

Jon is called into the interviewer's office first. The he says, "Jon, what would happen if I poked out one of your eyes?"

Jon says, "I'd be half blind."

"That's correct. What would happen if I poked out both your eyes?"

"I'd be completely blind." The interviewer tells him that he got the job. On Jon's way out he tells Dan the questions and answers.

The interviewer asks Dan, "What would happen if I cut off one of your ears?"

Dan says, "I'd be half blind."

The interviewer slightly puzzled, continues, "What would happen if I cut off both your ears?"

"I'd be completely blind."

"Dan, if you can you explain why you'd be blind, you've got the job?" he says.

"Well," replies Dan, "my hat would fall over my eyes."

LOL Jim.

A policeman was interrogating 3 blondes who were training to become detectives. To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he shows the first blonde a picture for 5 seconds and then hides it. "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?"

The first blonde answers, "That's easy, we'll catch him fast because he only has one eye!"

The policeman says, "Well...uh...that's because the picture shows his profile."

Slightly flustered by this ridiculous response, he flashes the picture for 5 seconds at the second blonde and asks her, "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?"

The second blonde giggles, flips her hair and says, "Ha! He'd easy to catch because he only has one ear!"

The policeman angrily responds, "What's the matter with you two? Of course only one eye and one ear are showing because it's a picture of his profile! Is that the best answer you can come up with?"

Extremely frustrated at this point, he shows the picture to the third blonde and in a very testy voice asks, "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?" He quickly adds, "think hard before giving me a stupid answer."

The blonde looks at the picture intently for a moment and says, "Hmmmm...the suspect wears contact lenses."

"Wow! I can't believe it! You're right, the suspect does in fact wear contact lenses. Good work! How were you able to make such an astute observation?"

"That's easy," the blonde replied. "He can't wear regular glasses because he only has one eye and one ear."

GREAT NEWS JUDY

THANKS



WE ALL APPRECIATE YOUR INTERCESSIONS

OK STOP WITH THE BLONDE JOKES NOW I AM GETTING UPSET

Are you a real blond??? LOL. On Twitter. Going back & forth.

CRAP

DON'T EVER LET ME GET SERIOUS AGAIN
NOW I'M BEHIND IN WORK AND THIS JUST
CAME THRU THE SCREEN





LATER GATERS

Jim reminded me of the joke when he posted his, lol. I used to think that was the funniest one I had heard.

I was pissed when both the idiot who won last year and Trump made comments about the blond Brandy on the Apprentice the other night. Even that stupid woman Joan Rivers said something about being blond and she has her hair died blond !!!

Blonds are not stupid.

ONLY KIDDING.....
HOW DO U TWITTER

From your cell phone, but I was on the web site. I don't twitter, I just read what other people are twittering. Too much trouble to learn to twitter right now. My son does it constantly.

I wanted to write Trump an email and will do that soon. All 3 of them had a very bad impression of blonds, and actually had the nerve to say it.

EVERYONE IS TWITTERING.. U DO IT FROM YUR PHONE U SAID OR DIFFERENT EQUIPMENT ....EVERYONE EXCEPT WHOOPIE ON THE VIEW TWITTERS AND OPRAH AND I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THE HELL THEY AR TALKING ABOUT. I GUESS IT IS ANOTHER FORM OF A TEXT MESSAGE I WOULD THINK

TWITTER TWITTER WHAT NEXT

You can write only a certain amount of words at a time when you twitter.

It's really text messages that are posted on twitter

and goes to whatever people's phones that are following you.

OK DONT NEED ANOTHER TECH THING IN MY LIFE LOL
SEE YA LATER GIVE MIA SOME TERRY TIME

Bye, see you later also.