Brooklyn Back When - Open Thread

Joke of the day....

A professor at MEMORIAL UNIVERSITY OF NEWFOUNDLAND, was giving a lecture on 'Involuntary Muscular Contractions' to his first year medical students.

Realizing this was not the most riveting subject, the professor decided to lighten the mood slightly.

He pointed to a young woman in the front row and said, 'Do you know what your asshole is doing while you're having an orgasm?'

She replied, 'Probably moose hunting with his buddies.'

It took 45 minutes to restore order in the classroom.

Another Joke of the Day....

From the diary of a Pre-School Teacher:

My five-year old students are learning to read. Yesterday one of them pointed at a picture in a zoo book and said, "Look at this! It's a frickin' elephant!"

I took a deep breath, then asked...."What did you call it?" "It's a frickin' elephant! It says so on the picture!"

And so it does...

" A f r i c a n Elephant "

Hooked on phonics! Ain't it wonderful?

A Few More Short Weight Jokes of the Day.....

Walking can add minutes to your life.
This enables you at 85 years old to
spend an additional 5 months in a
nursing home at $5000 per month.

My grandpa started walking
five miles a day when he was 60.
Now he's 97 years old
and we don't know where he is.

I like long walks,
especially when they are taken
by people who annoy me.

The only reason I would take up walking
is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.

I have to walk early in the morning,
before my brain figures out what I'm doing..

I joined a health club last year,
spent about $300.
Haven't lost a pound.

Every time I hear the dirty word 'exercise',
I wash my mouth out with chocolate.

I do have flabby thighs,
but fortunately my stomach covers them.

The advantage of exercising every day
is so when you die, they'll say,
'Well, she looks good doesn't she.'

If you are going to try cross-country skiing,
start with a small country.

I know I got a lot of exercise
the last few years,......
just getting over the hill.

We all get heavier as we get older,
because there's a lot more information in our heads.
That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

Every time I start thinking too much
about how I look,
I just find a Happy Hour
and by the time I leave,
I look just fine.

Happy Sunday Everyone...
Enjoy the silly jokes (especially Jerry LaGreca)...
See you all later...

good morning all . i hope everyone has a great day today, my son should be here a few minutes for his sunday coffee, breakfast, lol my visit for the week lol
be back lata

GOOD MORNING, FRIENDS

FRAN L. ENJOY THE FESTIVAL..AS A MATTER OF FACT, FESTINA, DEBBIE & I ARE GOING TOGETHER..WE ARE DOING BRUNCH AT 11 AM & THAN WALKING THE FAIR....FESTINA HAS NEVER BEEN TO OUR 3RD AVE FESTIVAL...SHE IS GOING TO LOVE IT!!!
HOPEFULLY, WE WILL SEE YOU THERE...:) ENJOY!!!!

HEY, JEANETTE, HAVE A GREAT DAY.. SAY HI TO YOUR SON FOR ME..XX

CUZ GERI...LOVE THE JOKES..WEATHER HERE IS BEAUTIFUL TODAY!!! ENJOY YOUR DAY..TALK TO YOU SOON...XX

JIM...TODAY, THE METS PLAY FOR THE LAST TIME... OH WELL,THERE IS ALWAYS NEXT YEAR..:) ENJOY YOUR DAY...:)

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Have a beautiful day Everyone


Jeanette....enjoy breakfast with your Son

Franny ....Im so happy for you ....I think your gonna love it!

p.s. We should be on the big screen...I can see a shot of Terry on her bike
typing away on her Lap Top....lol...that would be cute wouldnt it?

Patsy, Festina, Debbie and Franny ...have a good time at the Festival today

geriob1 wrote: Another Joke of the Day....

From the diary of a Pre-School Teacher:

My five-year old students are learning to read. Yesterday one of them pointed at a picture in a zoo book and said, "Look at this! It's a frickin' elephant!"

I took a deep breath, then asked...."What did you call it?" "It's a frickin' elephant! It says so on the picture!"

And so it does...

" A f r i c a n Elephant "

Hooked on phonics! Ain't it wonderful?

Geri ....I think I read the same Phonics Books in Dr Felders Office (Dentist)
on 18th & 5th ......I cant stop saying the word... freakin!

Thanks for the laughs....

GOOD MORNING EVERYONE

BEAUTIFUL DAY

GO OUT AND ENJOY IT
GREAT DAY FOR THE BAY RIDGE FESTIVAL

UCLA STUDY
A study worth sharing with friends both male and female:

A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle.
For example: If she is ovulating, she is attracted
to men with rugged and masculine features.
However, if she is menstruating, or menopausal, she tends to be more attracted to a man with duct tape over his mouth and a spear lodged in his chest while he is on fire.

No further studies are expected.

hi everyone. had a nice breakfast with my son, he invited me to go on hay ride, this after noon, pumpkin patch, corn maze. oh boy i love this ,im the biggest kid there. its agreat day for it.going to pick pumpkins

i got to get ready, looking for my old sneakers, its gonna be a little muddy, from all the rain yesterday..

see you all later, have a great day everyone. !!!!!!!!!!

HELLO ANYBODY AROUND

Subject: Re: parkslope

jerry lagreca wrote: terry i can attest thatyour dad was one of the nicest person that i knew , he was
abit older than me . but when i was 17 yrs of age he helped me make a decision which affected what me for the rest of my life. chubby and harpo were the guys i hung out with . as i said your dad was a bit older ,my impression of him was that he was very intellegent and always a gentleman.but my dear terry
you already know that

lots of love

MY DEAR JERRY
JUST GOT HOME AND JUST READ YOUR NOTES. THANK YOU SO MUCH. I SURE DO MISS THAT GREAT DAD OF MINE. HE NEVER HAD A BAD WORD TO SAY ABOUT ANYONE AND HE NEVER RAISED HIS VOICE. I CAN NOT BELIEVE HE IS GONE 10 YEARS ALREADY AND YES HE WOULD HAVE BEEN 85 YEARS YOUNG AND MY MOM ALSO 85 BUT NOT SO QUIET LOL
LOVE AND HOPE U R FEELING BETTER. LOVE TERRY
OH!!!
I WILL SEE UNCLE CHUBBY THE 17TH. WE ARE HAVING A MEMORIAL FOR MY HUSBAND DAVID. HE ALSO IS GONE 10 YEARS AND MY BOYS WANT TO DO ALITTLE SOMETHING IN HONOR F HIM. BOY OH BOY...UNCLE CHUBBY AND DAVID USED TO HAVE THEIR SCOTCHES TOGETHER. MY UNCLE LOVED MY DAVID. THE TWO DRINKING PARTNERS AT WEDDINGS...LOL

HELLO TERRY
WHERE WERE YOU ALL THIS TIME
AND WHERE IS EVERYBODY ELSE

HEY IS THERE ANYBODY THERE

PAUL
JIMBO
SUZIE
PATSY
TERRY
GERI

ANYBODY

DANNY
ROBERT
RALPH


HELLO

PATSY (MIELE) KIRK wrote: GOOD MORNING, FRIENDS

FRAN L. ENJOY THE FESTIVAL..AS A MATTER OF FACT, FESTINA, DEBBIE & I ARE GOING TOGETHER..WE ARE DOING BRUNCH AT 11 AM & THAN WALKING THE FAIR....FESTINA HAS NEVER BEEN TO OUR 3RD AVE FESTIVAL...SHE IS GOING TO LOVE IT!!!
HOPEFULLY, WE WILL SEE YOU THERE...:) ENJOY!!!!

I CAN NOT BELIEVE IT I WAS THERE AT 12 WHERE WERE U GUYS..????? I THOUGHT FESTINA HAD TO GO OUT.,, I WALKED FROM 92ND STREET TO 71ST STREET AND BACK..... MIA WAS THERE ALSO!!!

ANTHONY UMBRIA wrote: HELLO TERRY
WHERE WERE YOU ALL THIS TIME
AND WHERE IS EVERYBODY ELSE

I KNOW NO ONE MISSED ME BOO HOO EXCEPT U UMBRIA LOL

I WENT TO POUGHKEEPSIE TO SEE THE COLLEGE KID. IT WAS PARENTS WEEKEND. DID NOT GET HOME UNTIL 2:30 AM

TODAY WENT TO CHURCH AND THEN BROOKLYN FOR THE FAIR JUST GOT HOME. I HAVE SO MUCH TO READ FROM YESTERDAY.

Jeanette LaGreca wrote: hi everyone. had a nice breakfast with my son, he invited me to go on hay ride, this after noon, pumpkin patch, corn maze. oh boy i love this ,im the biggest kid there. its agreat day for it.going to pick pumpkins

i got to get ready, looking for my old sneakers, its gonna be a little muddy, from all the rain yesterday..

see you all later, have a great day everyone. !!!!!!!!!!

U R JUST LIKE ME A BIG KID. I DO ALL KINDS OF CRAZY THINGS WITH THE KIDS. I WANT TO BE LIKE PETER PAN NEVER NEVER LAND I WONT GROW I WONT GROW LALALALALALAL I SAID THIS AWHILE AGO ON HERE!!!

geriob1 wrote: [quote=Suzie]PROBABLY ..... I CANT HELP YOU OUT ROB.....I DIDNT EVEN KNOW HE HAD A BROTHER OR SISTER FOR THAT MATTER!


CATCH YA TOMORROW ......

Suzie.. Anthony paladino (sp) was an only child... His mother was Caroline Negri... They lived on 5th Ave across the street from my house... They are talking about a different Paladino family...There were Paladino's from 19th street also. (between 4th and 5th)

HELLO
I AM BACK NOW
HAD A HARD TIME WITH MY PUTER
HAD TO DO A CLEAN OUT ON IT