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  • sweet tea
    sweet tea
    that's only because of mougar's debilitating fear of zombies.

    the armchair psychiatrist in me thinks that fear is driven by guilt over the fetal blood brewery, but i digress.
  • sweet tea
    sweet tea
    that's only because of mougar's debilitating fear of zombies.

    the armchair psychiatrist in me thinks that fear is driven by guilt over the fetal blood brewery, but i digress.
  • mougar
    mougar
    Whoa whoa whoa. I take a few hours off to go to my holiday office party, and suddenly everyone can beat me up? Just because I look like a stick in Ian's photo, doesn't mean I'm an easy mark.
  • whynot_31
    whynot_31
    Mougar, its the fetal blood brewery that freaks people out.

    People are just narrow minded.
  • anastasia beaverhausen
    anastasia beaverhausen
    Fine. I will dance with everyone. Including Dude. However, it must be weird 80s goth music. DR - I'll have my Doc Martens all shined up, just for you.
  • scarlett
    scarlett
    I stick up for Mougar!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He can hold his own!!!!!!!! Especially against you meanies.

    But Moug, what is an office holiday party? I thought they all got canceled like mine..................

    I previewed Buttermilk last night. They want us. On SATURDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • sweet tea
    sweet tea
    scarlett wrote: I stick up for Mougar!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He can hold his own!!!!!!!! Especially against you meanies.
    you're just saying that because he lines his pockets with bags of shrimp dumplings.
  • anastasia beaverhausen
    anastasia beaverhausen
    sweet tea wrote: [quote=scarlett]I stick up for Mougar!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He can hold his own!!!!!!!! Especially against you meanies.
    you're just saying that because he lines his pockets with bags of shrimp dumplings.

    Leave it to Scarlett to sniff after a man with shimp pockets. :P
  • scarlett
    scarlett
    well I didn't actually get into his pockets but I am sure if I did I would not be reporting anything about "shrimp" and he will most likely be pissed that you called his pocket area a shrimp dumpling!!!!!!!

    Ok Mougar, sorry, but Saturday night you have to flash le Beav and Sweet Tea. I'll take a look too.
  • whynot_31
    whynot_31
    scarlett wrote:

    Ok Mougar, sorry, but Saturday night you have to flash le Beav and Sweet Tea. I'll take a look too.
    Note to lurkers and newbies: You should still attend; Protective eyewear will be provided upon request.
  • windowdressing
    windowdressing
    I was thinking about attending this event, but now I'm a little nervous.
    Are people going to sniff my pockets? Will I have to dance to bad goth music? Do I really have to worry about zombies?

    Maybe I should just stay a lurker and not get involved with you crazies. God knows I have enough problems.
  • mougar
    mougar
    There's a good joke in this about shelled / unshelled shrimp, but I don't want to be the one to make it.
  • scarlett
    scarlett
    I like it either way as long as it's deveined. Kinda hard ot devein with shell on tho. Ok so as long as it's clean.

    windowdressing, I have seen that bulldog and I want to smush his cheeks and give him kisses. Please don't deny me. There will be no goth music, zombies or pocket sniffing by humans, but I can't for sure say there won't be flashing.
  • anastasia beaverhausen
    anastasia beaverhausen
    The zombies will only attack Mougar. He gives off "Zombies-come-eat-me" vibes. Scarlett may or may not sniff your pockets depending on the food stuffs contained within. Stay away from cabbage. Bad goth music is a given. We are misunderstood, angst ridden children of the 80s (most of us) so suck it up and learn the words to Just Like Heaven. I will provide treats for the four-legged, furry babies. Note to scarlett: this does not mean you can crawl around on all fours in a faux-rabbit skin coat.
  • scarlett
    scarlett
    Hold on, Robert Smith's "Just like Heaven" is NOT bad nor goth. It is a MOFO classic!!!!!!!!!!!

    And Beav, I am not sure why you are now attacking me and Mougie.
  • windowdressing
    windowdressing
    Well, I am misunderstood and angst-ridden...

    (singing softly)
    ...Strange as angels
    Dancing in the deepest oceans...
  • anastasia beaverhausen
    anastasia beaverhausen
    scarlett wrote:
    And Beav, I am not sure why you are now attacking me and Mougie.
    I think I'm getting sick so I want everyone to be miserable with me. If, however, I don't get sick, I will kiss and make up. SMOOCH!
  • anastasia beaverhausen
    anastasia beaverhausen
    windowdressing wrote: Well, I am misunderstood and angst-ridden...

    (singing softly)
    ...Strange as angels
    Dancing in the deepest oceans...
    There. Don't you feel better now?
  • sweet tea
    sweet tea
    i'm not sure why you're offering up mougar's flashing skills.

    anyhoo, i'll be out of town for this festivus for the rest of y'all. so flash away.

    i will neither confirm nor deny that these travel plans were made in direct response to this thread.
  • anastasia beaverhausen
    anastasia beaverhausen
    sweet tea wrote: i'm not sure why you're offering up mougar's flashing skills.

    anyhoo, i'll be out of town for this festivus for the rest of y'all. so flash away.

    i will neither confirm nor deny that these travel plans were made in direct response to this thread.
    I was warming up my hands to rub your back!!! GODDAMNIT!
  • scarlett
    scarlett
    me neither. prolly cuz I'm still drunk from last night. What else is new.

    you're funny. When you guys get back. please come and play with me!!!!!!! I like to dance with you!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Standing on the beach
    With a gun in my hand
    Staring at the sea
    Staring at the sand
    Staring down the barrel
    At the arab on the ground
    I can see his open mouth
    But I hear no sound

    I'm alive
    I'm dead
    I'm the stranger
    Killing an arab

    Who knew L'Etranger was so racist.
  • windowdressing
    windowdressing
    He didn't kill him because he was racist. He killed him because he realized that in life you could either shoot...or not shoot.

    (this is where I bail out of here before making an inapporpriate joke.)
  • scarlett
    scarlett
    sigh. too early for existential talk..............

    now, more about shrimp shooting loads!!!!!!!!!!

    Awwwwwwwwwww look at that doggy face. I want him.
  • anastasia beaverhausen
    anastasia beaverhausen
    windowdressing wrote: He didn't kill him because he was racist. He killed him because he realized that in life you could either shoot...or not shoot.

    (this is where I bail out of here before making an inapporpriate joke.)
    Your secret Gothy-dorkiness is safe with us. Until we get drunk and make fun of you.
  • windowdressing
    windowdressing
    well that's something to look forward to.
  • MOD
    MOD
    Hey, what about me! Am I getting any part of this action?? I'll try to wear all black.
  • anastasia beaverhausen
    anastasia beaverhausen
    Mamacita wrote: Hey, what about me! Am I getting any part of this action?? I'll try to wear all black.
    Of course, my little Siouxsie Sioux. You're the bell of the ball.
  • scarlett
    scarlett
    now come on, we all know SCARLETT is the belle of the ball because I can spell it.
  • anastasia beaverhausen
    anastasia beaverhausen
    scarlett wrote: now come on, we all know SCARLETT is the belle of the ball because I can spell it.
    You can also be the nozzle of the douche but we choose not to point it out all the time. :)
  • scarlett
    scarlett
    douchebags have nozzles? i wouldn't know.
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