Family Man Assaulted by Skateboard Punks
I went out to pick up the papers last Sunday at about 9:30 am and noticed a patrolman guarding an area marked off on the parkside as a crime scene.
For some silly reason, I asked the patrolman what happened ...and his response was: "There was a crime"
At least he knew that.
When asked what the crime was, his response was "I don't know".
A friend came by, and as we were talking, a skateboarder stopped and informed us about the crime scene - he said that one of his friends was "In a fight last night and died, due to heart trouble".
He also said he didn't know why people come by to bother the skateboarders "because they're peaceful and loving people".
So I asked, "Wasn't one of your friends stabbed here last year?"; "Yes - it was by a big guy - who I hit on the head with my skateboard... and my board splintered!"
(Peaceful and Loving?)
For the next two and a half hours, there was a parade of TV reporters interviewing a Jamad Allah, who was holding court on one of the monuments and giving his "thoughts" on the tragedy that occurred the night before.
Later that afternoon, about 2:30pm, two men were playing with their children in the pathway near the entrance to the park, where they saw Allah and Mr. "Peace and Love" harassing a female park dept. worker.
He approached them and asked them to tone down their offensive language and leave the woman alone.
They responded with a peaceful and loving "Go F**k Yourself You WHITE MotherF**ker!"
And started to run away.
The man walked after them and was then set upon and assaulted by a group of "peaceful and loving" female potheads, while the Dirtbag Allah snuck up behind him and tried to smash him in the head with a skateboard.
Luckily, he moved - and the blow landed on his shoulder and neck area.
911 was called - Allah fled, but his partner stayed behind and was arrested by the 72nd Pct.
Allah the great, came back on Wed. night and was grabbed by the 72nd pct...and was then picked out of a line up by his victim and sent to the Grand Jury along with Mr "Peace and love" .
They were both indicted and charged with felony assault with a deadly weapon.
This incident was caught on video and helped the police nail these punks.
I'm just reporting on a crime that was committed by "peaceful and loving" youths against a family man - with his children looking on - so I'm not going to engage in any discussion due to the delicate. nature of the Saturday night tragedy..
For some silly reason, I asked the patrolman what happened ...and his response was: "There was a crime"
At least he knew that.
When asked what the crime was, his response was "I don't know".
A friend came by, and as we were talking, a skateboarder stopped and informed us about the crime scene - he said that one of his friends was "In a fight last night and died, due to heart trouble".
He also said he didn't know why people come by to bother the skateboarders "because they're peaceful and loving people".
So I asked, "Wasn't one of your friends stabbed here last year?"; "Yes - it was by a big guy - who I hit on the head with my skateboard... and my board splintered!"
(Peaceful and Loving?)
For the next two and a half hours, there was a parade of TV reporters interviewing a Jamad Allah, who was holding court on one of the monuments and giving his "thoughts" on the tragedy that occurred the night before.
Later that afternoon, about 2:30pm, two men were playing with their children in the pathway near the entrance to the park, where they saw Allah and Mr. "Peace and Love" harassing a female park dept. worker.
He approached them and asked them to tone down their offensive language and leave the woman alone.
They responded with a peaceful and loving "Go F**k Yourself You WHITE MotherF**ker!"
And started to run away.
The man walked after them and was then set upon and assaulted by a group of "peaceful and loving" female potheads, while the Dirtbag Allah snuck up behind him and tried to smash him in the head with a skateboard.
Luckily, he moved - and the blow landed on his shoulder and neck area.
911 was called - Allah fled, but his partner stayed behind and was arrested by the 72nd Pct.
Allah the great, came back on Wed. night and was grabbed by the 72nd pct...and was then picked out of a line up by his victim and sent to the Grand Jury along with Mr "Peace and love" .
They were both indicted and charged with felony assault with a deadly weapon.
This incident was caught on video and helped the police nail these punks.
I'm just reporting on a crime that was committed by "peaceful and loving" youths against a family man - with his children looking on - so I'm not going to engage in any discussion due to the delicate. nature of the Saturday night tragedy..
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Is this a word puzzle or are you practicing for your GED?
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modsquad wrote: Is this a word puzzle or are you practicing for your GED?
im glad im not the only one who had to re-read this. -
This project seems to be over, http://www.emsc.nysed.gov/funding/adultedliteracy0608.htm
but I'm sure there others out there that can help.
...if you use the right intonation, it sounds like the narration that accompanied "America's Most Wanted". -
Why am I envisioning the characters in this story all wearing different colored T-shirts with their names printed on them? "My name is Michael Fleck, and I'll be playing the part of 'Mr. Peace and Loving.'" "I'm Ari Stein, and I'll be interpreting the role of 'Family Man.'" "Name's Roberta Humphries, and I'm playin' 'Woman Park Worker.'" "And as 'Allah the Great,' I, Jerome Jenkins, will perform."
Tonight's performance is brought to us with support from Thrasher, Zoo York, and the New York City Department Of Parks & Recreation. Food and beverage are supplied to us by Kennedy Fried Chicken.
And now, Maestro Hamilton with his wandering eye, that always spots success and talent, brings to us: "The Family Man On His Neighborhood Watch." -
I was reporting something, not writing a novel, I feel the content is more important then the style,but I guess that shocked you more then someone almost being killed.
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Hamilton wrote: I was reporting something, not writing a novel, I feel the content is more important then the style,but I guess that shocked you more then someone almost being killed.
No, it's just hard to follow. <--- 100% snark free -
Yea, no really hamilton- I also read it twice and still have no idea who did what to whom.
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Jamad Allah and his friend assaulted a man with a skateboard.. because he asked them to stop cursing in front of his young children and asked them to stop screaming obscenities at a female park dept employee.
His reward for this action was an attack by 3 or 4 pothead girls and Allah slamming a skateboard against his shoulder and back, narrowly missing his skull.
I hope this is clearer. -
Violent potheads. What is the world coming to?
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Really? Because I read it as Family Man asks skateboarders to stop, they do, and walk away and he continues to chase them at which point he's attacked.
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No stewart, they ran and family man walked. Hamilton was this 2:30 am or pm. What "papers" were you getting at 9:30. Which one of the skateboarders died of a heart attack. Was he elderly?
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Stewart,I think you missed where they told him to go F**k yourself you White Mother F**ker and they ran away when he yelled at them..
Modsquad, I picked the papers at 9:30 am Sunday morning and the assault was at 2:30 pm Sunday afternoon
I wrote about the two who assaulted
the guy who was with his kids and not the skater who died at 1:00 am. Sunday morning -
Now when I read about this a week ago I totally understood the facts of what had happened. hamilton... I think people are confused by your post because your aim is to editorialize based on your own point of view.
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my post was not based on my opinion of the situation ,but on actual conversations i had with one of the boarders ,who was arrested later in the day and the parent who was assaulted.
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It makes a lot more sense if one reads it in the context of the Hamilton vs. Obamanut dialectic:
this is a neighborhood in which the "native-born" feel they are being pushed out/about by the invading privileged yuppie hoards, and in which the young hipsters and families feel the "natives'" habits interfere with their more refined lifestyles (such as raising kids without marijuana fumes, curse words, and litter).
Hamilton related this story as one more example of the great unwashed making life unpleasant and dangerous for "decent folks".
Hamilton, I hope I got this right, and apologies if I did not. -
To start, I wasn't born in the slope or live there.
I think you are reading me wrong. The concern I'm expressing in this thread is about skateboarders who nearly killed a man, just because he asked them not to curse in his child's presence...and to stop bothering a woman who was doing her job.
As far as your assumption that I'm concerned about an influx of yuppies or hipsters, you are wrong, I couldn't care either way.
Have fun with obamanut , he'll be coming your way if he reads your statement.. -
I don't know booklaw. I think somebody's cat was walking on the keyboard.
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skateboards don't kill people, Skateboarders do!
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I couldn't understand what Hamilton wrote either, but I think it may have something to do with this teens death, really sad.
http://www.newsday.com/news/local/wire/newyork/ny-bc-ny--fatalpartyfracas0310mar10,0,6338785.story -
Poor kid just wanted to go to a party in the park, my condolences go out to his family.
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I always thought they were just ugly little bastards that made a lot of noise.
I had no idea that they were that violent
Judging by the comments on this website, they're actually a bunch of transient drug dealers who were chased out of Cobble Hill and ended up here, because the neighborhood is weak.
http://cobblehillblog.com/archives/1361/comment-page-1 -
You guys are pathetic. He's telling an important story (which I could follow) and all you can do is whine about the style and make smartass comments.
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This group of skateboarders were involved in another incident about a year ago, they harassed a 20 year old black ,who told them they were very brave to pick on a guy who was alone and said he would be back to take care of them.
They thought it was funny, until two nights later when he came back and stabbed one of them 7 times.
The next day I spoke with the girlfriend of one of these punks and she expressed her fears that her boyfriend may be next, when asked why he doesn't change his friends , she said he can't , he's in the life..
I thought that was hysterical , as I didn't know the mafia had a skateboarding chapter.
The stabber went to the police, gave himself up and to date there hasn't been a trial. -
ummm..what poor kid exactly? the one who was looking for a fight? or the one who saw her dad get clocked in the head with a skateboard?
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yoda wrote: You guys are pathetic. He's telling an important story (which I could follow) and all you can do is whine about the style and make smartass comments.
Eight years of Bush taught many of us that communication skills matter. -
witch-king wrote: [quote=yoda]You guys are pathetic. He's telling an important story (which I could follow) and all you can do is whine about the style and make smartass comments.
Eight years of Bush taught many of us that communication skills matter.
ahahah So what you're saying, Hamilton.. uh needs... uh a teleprompter?
I agree with Yoda, ya'll are being pathetic. -
stewart wrote: Really? Because I read it as Family Man asks skateboarders to stop, they do, and walk away and he continues to chase them at which point he's attacked.
"They responded with a peaceful and loving "Go F**k Yourself You WHITE MotherF**ker!"
And started to run away.
The man walked after them and was then set upon and assaulted by a group of "peaceful and loving" female potheads, while the Dirtbag Allah snuck up behind him and tried to smash him in the head with a skateboard.
Luckily, he moved - and the blow landed on his shoulder and neck area." -
eggcream wrote: [quote=witch-king][quote=yoda]You guys are pathetic. He's telling an important story (which I could follow) and all you can do is whine about the style and make smartass comments.
Eight years of Bush taught many of us that communication skills matter.
ahahah So what you're saying, Hamilton.. uh needs... uh a teleprompter?
I agree with Yoda, ya'll are being pathetic.
No teleprompter is needed, just more care with the use of subjects, verbs, and objects. And a dash of proper syntax. -
This post sucks real big time. I had to re-read it like 6 more than time to even tell how what happened.
Werd. Whatever happened, happened, and sometimes people say that. I, to, think the stories therein in here are important to tell to me.
Sometime it's better for them if the people just along with one each other.
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