The Rant Rave thread

^^ LOL! Whoa, Flexi posted something SpongeBob. Thank you!


I don't know , I think my BFF is having commitment issues.

Or.....he's found another BFF and hasn't told me yet. :-k

BFF?

I won't be mad. You can tell me. WHO IS IT? HA? Who do I have to shank?

^^ Ahaha!

I would never hurt my BFF!!!



"Shank ya, with my fuckin shank, if i have ta...."

Thanks for posting that ,Jeffrey. ](*,)

Rant : I am so hungry. If I was sleeping , I wouldn't feel it. Damn , I picked the worse day to fast.

OOoh , hunger pangs.Ooouch.

I think I'm gonna shut this thing down and force myself to sleep.

Goodnight , bitches.

Rant: have broken now four nails down to the quick in less than two days
Rant: sore muscles I didn't evn know I had
Rave: out here in the middle of nowhere, the night sky looks like a fucking planetarium!!!!!

Rave: My apt is finally clean.

Rave: Incredible amounts of food in the fridge

Rant: I am retraining myself to wake up at 8 AM each day, in preparation for return to workforce. (this means I will likely leave the "blogforce")

Rave: I may have just invented a term "blogforce"

Rant: My dream of controlling a fleet of Accordians from within a RV trainer must be postponed for now.

Rant: People who RIP apart garbage bags and leave the shit all over the street.
Rant: Having to pick up all the garbage and put it back in bags so that the garbage men will take it.
Rave: not living in this fucking neighborhood anymore.
Rant: living in a neighborhood where most (not all) of your neighbors have no respect for you, themselves, or their surroundings.
Rant: the possibility that it was a homeless person going through everything. If so, I hope s/he found something to keep them warm this winter. If it wasn't, I hope whoever it was rots in fucking hell.

Rave: put up all the jesus is the reason for the season decorations and lights for my return next week
Rant: blow my nose and hay comes out
Rant: broke another nail down to the quick
Rant: got into a fucking huge screaming crying fight with my mom
Rave: xanax + bourbon

rave: my darling cousin is here, and we'll have bacon for breakfast!

rave: i'm still in my pjs at 9, instead of halfway through my first class following a 2-hour commute!

Rave: so full of fooooooood.

Rave: Mr. and Mrs. Daver are the best hosts ever!

Special End of Funemployment Edition of Rant Rave!


Rave:
After a series of tests, Whynot has been declared:
Drug free
Hep A, B, and C
a generally healthy individual

Rave/Rant: My funemployment ends on Monday.

Rant/Rave: The pokey employer mentioned several posts ago finally got in touch with me, but let me know they are choosing someone else.

This is good because I don't have to wonder if I should have waited for them to offer me that job.

This is good/bad because if this job isn't a good one, I have no secret backup plan.

And now, in case you haven't had enough, I am pleased to present a special job-hunt-2009 edition of...

Whynot's Funemployment as described by Harpers Index:
Number of weeks unemployed since I was laid off in August: 16
Number of jobs applied to: 67
Number of interviews obtained: 6
Approximate ratio of resumes to interviews: 10:1
Number of job offers received: 2
Number acceptable offers received: 1
Ratio of interviews to acceptable offers: 6:1

Number of weeks unemployed over the last 10 years, since 2000: 30
Approximate ratio unemployed vs employed time since 2000: 30:500
30:500 can also be expressed as: 6%

Walks per day Dude received during funemployment: 5
Walks per day Dude usually receives: 3
Number of Goldfish crackers Dude was given by local Nannies: not recorded.

G'night, Brooklyn. I'll miss you.

Rave: found Whynot a new project:
http://witandwhistle.com/?p=1041

^^Get to crackin , Whynot.

I want one with either blue or green lights.

Rant: Been up since 5am...should be sleeping but can't.


Rave: Got the whole apartment to myself for the night. I'm jamming to some Motown oldies. Whooo! :cheers: