Brooklyn Back When - Open Thread

Paul I havent forgotten about you ....Ive been looking for a good deal
for ya! I think I found it....LOL

For you .....Mr G

Thanks for the get well wishes going back to lay down ..still nautious!

Patsy your Aunt Carol had it posted on her FB

Love you all ....see ya lata!

HI

PATSY: BOWLED BEST IN WEEKS -WE WON 5 PTS

I'M BUSY AT WORK BUT JUST GOT THIS E-MAIL
AND I THINK A FRIDAY AFTERNOON LAFF
IS GOOD FOR ALL OF US.



This is an Actual dialogue of a former WordPerfect
Customer Support employee.
(Now I know why they record these conversations!):



Operator: 'Ridge Hall, computer assistance; may I help you?'
Caller: 'Yes, well, I'm having trouble with WordPerfect.'
Operator: 'What sort of trouble??'
Caller: 'Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words
went away.'
Operator: 'Went away?'
Caller: 'They disappeared'
Operator: 'Hmm. So what does your screen look like now?'
Caller: 'Nothing.'
Operator: 'Nothing??'
Caller: 'It's blank; it won't accept anything when I type.'
Operator: 'Are you still in WordPerfect, or did you get out?'
Caller: 'How do I tell?'
Operator: 'Can you see the 'C: prompt' on the screen?'
Caller: 'What's a sea-prompt?'
Operator: 'Never mind, can you move your cursor around the screen?'
Caller: 'There isn't any cursor; I told you, it won't accept anything I
type.'
Operator: 'Does your monitor have a power indicator??'
Caller: 'What's a monitor?'
Operator: 'It's the thing with the screen on it that looks like a TV.
Does it have a little light that tells you when it's on?'
Caller: 'I don't know.'
Operator: 'Well, then look on the back of the monitor and find where
the power cord goes into it. Can you see that??'
Caller: 'Yes, I think so.'
Operator: 'Great. Follow the cord to the plug, and tell me if it's
plugged into the wall.
Caller: 'Yes, it is.'
Operator: 'When you were behind the monitor, did you notice that
there were two cables plugged into the back of it, not just
one? '
Caller: 'No.'
Operator: 'Well, there are. I need you to look back there again and
find the other cable.'
Caller: 'Okay, here it is.'
Operator: 'Follow it for me, and tell me if it's plugged securely into
the back of your computer.'
Caller: 'I can't reach.'
Operator: 'OK. Well, can you see if it is?'
Caller: 'No.'
Operator: 'Even if you maybe put your knee on something and lean
way over?'
Caller: 'Well, it's not because I don't have the right angle -- it's
because it's dark.'
Operator: 'Dark?'
Caller: 'Yes - the office light is off, and the only light I have is
coming in from the window.'
Operator: 'Well, turn on the office light then.'
Caller: 'I can't.'
Operator: 'No? Why not?'
Caller: 'Because there's a power failure.'
Operator: 'A power .... A power failure? Aha. Okay, we've got it
licked now. Do you still have the boxes and manuals and
packing stuff that your computer came in?'
Caller: 'Well, yes, I keep them in the closet.'
Operator: 'Good. Go get them, and unplug your system and pack it
up just like it was when you got it. Then take it back to
the store you bought it from.'
Caller: 'Really? Is it that bad?'
Operator: 'Yes, I'm afraid it is.'
Caller: 'Well, all right then, I suppose. What do I tell them?'
Operator: 'Tell them you're too damned stupid to own a computer!'

BE WELL ALL AND



(WISHFUL THINKING EH)

Hi Suzie:

Everytime I turn around you don't feel good. I think I know what you need,
but it's not worth the aggravation. They're to much trouble. Take some
medicine, it's a lot easier. Love you..............

donna reitz tanzillo wrote: Hi Suzie:

Everytime I turn around you don't feel good. I think I know what you need,
but it's not worth the aggravation. They're to much trouble. Take some
medicine, it's a lot easier. Love you..............

is it a puppy..??? lmao..;)

GOOD NIGHT, FRIENDS

C U ALL IN THE MORNING..:)

PLEASANT DREAMS.....XX

PATSY (MIELE) KIRK wrote: [quote=donna reitz tanzillo]Hi Suzie:

Everytime I turn around you don't feel good. I think I know what you need,
but it's not worth the aggravation. They're to much trouble. Take some
medicine, it's a lot easier. Love you..............

is it a puppy..??? lmao..;)

RUFF RUFF!

GOOD NIGHT SWEET DREAMS OR SHOULD I SAY GOOD MORNING.

GOOC MORNING ALL!!!
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pinto wrote: ...HELLO EVERYBODY......

.....I GAVE UP BLOGGING FOR LENT........

.........OOOPS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOL U DID NOT...
I should give up my computer fior Lent...Have a Great Day Joe.
Good Morning to All Of You. Love Big Momma

for u My Marie always in my heart and my dance moves...(not as good as Marie would have danced. LOL)

I read somewhere this might make me feel better ....lol
I have 2 already ....its not working!

Joe ...you can have a break with the slideshows....you did a great job!

Donna......thanks for trying to find me a cure....lol. I still had a fever
yesterday is he really gonna be able to get rid of that...lol?
Love ya too!

Paul ......Im sure Ava had a beautiful time last night. I also feel so bad
for your brother and his wife .....I heard shingles are really painful!

Patsy....have a good time with Gino today

Terry ....when is Michael moving out here?

Hi Helen .....thanks for all the love on FB ....maybe we can get Patsy
to sign up for one!

Anna.....I know what she's feeling everyday we wake up with something
else bothering us.....my Grandson vomited 2 days ago....my daughter
thought he was over it ....and he is a mess this morning again!
Tell her to stay in bed for the week....but if its her ear she might need
antibiotics now.....
Have a good time tonight with your Grandson

Hi Debbila .....I missed you .....how's everything going?
I still feel horrible......Nicole is feeling a little better.

Terry .....wow, what a strong family!