This site is closed to new comments and posts.

Notice: This site uses cookies to function.
If you are not comfortable with cookies then please don't browse this website.

The mighty, meaty wind emanating from El Castillo de Jagua - Page 2 — Brooklynian

The mighty, meaty wind emanating from El Castillo de Jagua

2456

Comments

  • anonymous
    anonymous
    I did say "crudely traslates" btw. :|
    daveb wrote: Not that it really matters, but i was just corrected by a Colombian coworker.

    Viento de Carne

    Fuck it, i prefer carneviento
  • jose
    jose
    The aroma reminds me of my abuela's kitchen in Puerto Rico. Amazing!
  • anonymous
    anonymous
    This might explain the increase in local’s cholesterol levels
  • andrewk
    andrewk
    Fall, winter and spring, I like to use the carneviento as a hair dryer. Summertime I hug the wall while my girlfriend usually takes a wide route around it.
  • sarahb
    sarahb
    OMG! The meat vent! I hold my breath. And, I like to have friends affirm its nastiness by walking them by it and saying "isn't this totally gross? It's the meat vent."

    Blech. Makes me feel greasy just thinking about it.
  • andrewk
    andrewk
    Gran Castillo de Jagua should hold a contest offering free cuban sandwiches to the neighborhood couple that can hold the longest sustained kiss while under the meat-vent. Terrific promotion, no?
  • anonymous
    anonymous

    Subject: split: anonymous guest interrupts the carneviento thread

    This neighborhood watch thing is going well. I see you've targeted an environmental issue
  • flute
    flute
    this whole topic (the meat vent) is, well,

    ewwww ....
    yuck ...
    odious ...

    and, not to mention ...

    odiferous

    :wink:
  • bluedove
    bluedove
    I specifically sought out the meat vent on Saturday and stood in its mighty wind in order to honestly answer this poll. I find the strength of airflow disturbing but the smell enticing. Blow on, el carneviento!
  • daveb
    daveb
    bluedove wrote: I find the strength of airflow disturbing but the smell enticing.
    It could be said that at times, my life could be summed with these words.
  • dailyheights
    dailyheights
    You guys are not going to believe the photo I got of that thing. Words can't describe it.
  • emily
    emily
    dailyheights wrote: You guys are not going to believe the photo I got of that thing. Words can't describe it.
    It's not masturbating, is it?
  • flute
    flute
    I would not be surprised if it was ... but hey, I'm no prude ... do what feels good ...

    :P
  • isa
    isa
    I'm vegetarian and can appreciate the smell of meat sometimes but carneviento is nasty. Seconded only to a dad fart in the car on a hot summers day.
  • stacey
    stacey
    Good one Emily :)
  • emily
    emily
    I want to know what's so hot about this photo that DH can talk about it but not post it yet. I think he's pixellating the naughty bits out.
  • daveb
    daveb
    EmilyM wrote: It's not masturbating, is it?
    It could be said that at times, my life could be summed with these words.
  • bluedove
    bluedove
    People are looking at me funny, laughing all alone in my office...
  • medusa
    medusa
    Isa wrote: Seconded only to a dad fart in the car on a hot summers day.
    My god, what a powerful image. Ickily poetic.
  • spinningpinwheel
    spinningpinwheel
    It completely grosses me out. Its the only reason why I've never eaten there, even though I've heard that the food is awesome. That, and the fat-splattered window to the right of the Meat Vent where they often appear to be soaking chickens in steaming lard.

    Don't get me wrong... I like a greasy, meaty meal just as much as the next guy... but that oily breeze turns my tummy each and every time.
  • anonymous
    anonymous
    I always attributed that smell to fried yuca, not fried meat.
  • cupcake
    cupcake

    Subject: Band Potential

    You realize that if you did form a band called "A Meaty Wind", in 20 years Christopher Guest could do a mockumentory about your reunion tour.

    Think of the possibilities.
  • pensodyssey
    pensodyssey
    For our nesxt board get-together, instead of playing air hockey, we should get one of those slip-n-slides and set it up outside el carneviento. We'll all come in our bathing suits and glide down the meat slide, baby!
  • daveb
    daveb
    pensodyssey wrote: For our nesxt board get-together, instead of playing air hockey, we should get one of those slip-n-slides and set it up outside el carneviento. We'll all come in our bathing suits and glide down the meat slide, baby!
    You're goddamn right we should.
  • bluedove
    bluedove
    oh. my. god.

    yep, just spit water all over my keyboard laughing.
  • daveb
    daveb
    bluedove wrote: oh. my. god.

    yep, just spit water all over my keyboard laughing.
    Woulda been cooler if it was meat spritzer all over the keyboard.
  • emily
    emily
    pensodyssey wrote: For our nesxt board get-together, instead of playing air hockey, we should get one of those slip-n-slides and set it up outside el carneviento. We'll all come in our bathing suits and glide down the meat slide, baby!
    Man, does that sound dirty. Sort of like the time when one friend of mine said something about "the skin flute" and another friend thought it was an actual musical instrument.
  • candicissima
    candicissima
    I had to walk past this morning to experience it for myself. Yum...that chicken smell made me so hungry!
  • dailyheights
    dailyheights
    image
  • emily
    emily
    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH! My eyes! :shock: :idea: :shock:
Sign In or Register to comment.

Howdy, Stranger!

It looks like you're new here. If you want to get involved, click one of these buttons!

Sign In

Categories