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Florida the new epicenter of zombies. Another naked ass zombie attack!!! — Brooklynian

Florida the new epicenter of zombies. Another naked ass zombie attack!!!

armchair_warrior
armchair_warrior
edited November -1 in The Lounge / Random Stuff

Latest 'zombie' eating attack: Man under the influence gets naked, bites off chunk of man's arm

PALMETTO, Fla. - The latest in a string of “zombie” like attacks happened in a Manatee County home Wednesday night after a man under the influence went into a fit of rage and bit a piece of someone’s arm off during a visit with his children.

Much like the Miami face-eating attack, 26-year-old Charles Baker got naked, ate human flesh and wouldn’t go down without a fight, according to a Manatee County Sheriff’s Office report.

Read more: http://www.abcactionnews.com/dpp/news/region_sarasota_manatee/Latest-zombie-eating-attack-man-under-the-influence-gets-naked-bites-off-chunk-of-mans-arm-#ixzz1yV36uaWp

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  • pragmaticguy
    pragmaticguy

    Yeah, so what was Mike Tyson's excuse ???

  • jeffrey
    jeffrey

    Actually, he's a vegan now.

    He was recently on The Today Show with (producer) Spike Lee talking about his upcoming cathartic, one-man Broadway show. Asked why he's now come to be a vegan:

    "I just threw up the white flag. Too many prison cells, too many jails, too many lawsuits, too many bankruptcies, too many women, too many venereal diseases, too many everything! I got tired … of every time my prostitute girl got back from a trip I had to sleep with her. I’m going to live a different life."

    Guess it's only fitting that it'd be in the Times Square theater district.

  • pragmaticguy
    pragmaticguy

    And who pray tell, needs/wants to hear what Mike has to say. Unless of course he's becoming an evangelist and in that case the show should be in a tent.

  • whynot_31
    whynot_31

    And who pray tell, needs/wants to hear what Mike has to say. Unless of course he's becoming an evangelist and in that case the show should be in a tent, or Barclays Center

  • tateinbk
    tateinbk

    In all the various imaginings of zombies were any of them naked? At least they make it easy to ID. You see a rageful naked guy, run. And Florida? Who saw that coming. Of all the places for the zombie apocalypse to start....

  • whynot_31
    whynot_31

    You have a point. ...the line between those who are alive and dead in FL has always been elastic.

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