Ban the person that posted above you..

banned for neglecting to tell me what to bring.

banned for pointing out one of my less attractive failings.

banned for being cartoon-happy

Banned for posting a cartoon that's not as funny as daver's.

banned for neglecting the wet and dry

banned for not seeing how awesome a motherfucking razor can be.

banned for posting Britney Spears photos. We've seen enough of that bitch.

banned for not knowing that there have been threads devoted to Ms. Spears all over the board.

banned for not respecting sharks

I would ban shishkab for prissiness.

Except I saw that picture as I was eating dinner. Not nice.

banned for making me dig out my copy of blade runner (director's cut) to watch at work on monday.

Banned for envying those of us who can watch videos at work if we feel like it. Although, it depends on the video; I knew a guy who edited porn videos for a living, and he got sick of it really quickly.

Banned for being a wage slave.

Banned for making me sneeze!

I'm allergic to sage, dammit!

Banned because I prefer a train in vain.

But you don't understand my point of view
I suppose there's nothing I can do

Did you stand by me
No, not at all
Did you stand by me
No way