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E. Coli Found In Halloween Pumpkins

Investigators have found several positive specimens of E. Coli in pumpkins purchased as decorations for Halloween. Authorities state there is no cause for worry since this particular strain of E. Coli affects only Halloween pumpkins and not humans nor animals according to Mr. Eugene Gumby of the Dept. of Halloween Affairs. As shown in the series of photographs below, pumpkins infected with the E. Coli strain react to the bacteria via projectile vomiting. If you or anyone you know has Halloween pumpkins infected by the E. Coli bacteria, make certain pumpkins nearby are removed from the vincinity and clean up pumpkin vomit to prevent further outbreaks.