The mighty, meaty wind emanating from El Castillo de Jagua
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Awwww yeah!
Look at that AWESOME COAGULATED MEAT JUICE!!!!
That's MAD HOT!!!! -
Lemmie get a cracker.
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That is truly a glorious sight.
The combined essence of thousands of pork shoulders and chickens...
It's almost religious :shock: ! -
EmilyM wrote: Man, does that sound dirty. Sort of like the time when one friend of mine said something about "the skin flute" and another friend thought it was an actual musical instrument.
Can you imagine MY chagrin when I when I was finally enlightened as to the term "skin flute" ?? At that point, I felt it was too late to change my screen name and figured I'd live with it. :shock: :oops:
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Where have you been?
Skin flute has been in the English vernacular since I can remember (Junior High 1980).
I've had my fair share of talented women perform their numbers -
Anonymous wrote: I've had my fair share of talented women perform their numbers
[...sound of nobody caring...] -
You replied.
I guess you care -
Anonymous wrote: You replied.
We all care, and the board would like to extend its congratulations to you. I'm sure a talented woman would certainly be able to play a dainty little air on your little piccolo!
I guess you care -
Why are you guys so defensive or find what I write defensive. If Daveb had replied this way, he'd been greeted with an array of laughter.
I, on the other hand can't get a break b/c you are all on your toes hoping I'll fuck up.
I promised DH I would not and so I refuse to get into a petty exchange with the likes of you -
LOL
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Anonymous wrote: Why are you guys so defensive or find what I write defensive. If Daveb had replied this way, he'd been greeted with an array of laughter.
Daveb can manage to be crude without being obnoxious. Despite your labeling everyone else on the board defensive, you're the only one who's actually been acting that way.
I, on the other hand can't get a break b/c you are all on your toes hoping I'll fuck up.
I promised DH I would not and so I refuse to get into a petty exchange with the likes of you
Your asinine remarks and persistant antagonism toward everyone makes you instantly stand out from every other "Guest" who doesn't log in, even when you don't announce yourself.
Finally, you have never had an exchange on this board that wasn't petty. -
Did anyone hear that? I didn't think so
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Alright. Come on. Before this escalates any further:
guest, I told you that if you want to participate in the board anymore, you have to give me a way to contact you privately. You have not done so yet... If I don't get word from you in a half hour or so, then I'll have to block your access again. Sorry. -
Anonymous wrote: Where have you been?
Wow, part of the "vernacular" since 1980 -- that's quite a long time. I'm impressed at your scholarship. It's truly amazing and you are to be commended.
Skin flute has been in the English vernacular since I can remember (Junior High 1980).
I've had my fair share of talented women perform their numbers
So, how could I have possibly been so naive? I'm going to have to write a letter to my junior high school and tell them that they were remiss in my education and demand that they should immediately contact your junior high school for tips on inculcating "the vernacular" into their students. I also think I probably should contact my college English Department ... I'm sure there is a reference to same in Shakespeare ...
Oh, and thanks for the information about your "fair share" ... everyone was wondering about you ... 8) -
Why? What's with the ultimatum?
I'm pretty happy staying anonymous.
And according to Omnivore, I'm like a book cover b/c she can obviously read through my replies -
Don't stall. I've laid down the terms by which you can continue to participate in this board. Do you accept?
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[readies Thorazine filled syringe]Who told you that you could leave the ward?[/nutcase]
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Oh Praise the meat wind
Blades pushing pollo el machina
Wish my nose had teeth -
Again, another defensive reply.
Looks like Flute, herself, was reading between the lines.
I simply said that I've heard of this word phrase back in the days.
It almost sounds like you've been missing out in the past and now I've become a punching bag for your neglected childhood. See a psych before you go postal -
See a psych before you go postal
I've no doubt you have more than a fair share of ones to recommend. -
I refuse and wish to be anonymous.
I can take a hint that I'm not much of a resource on these utopian boards.
Go through my replies and provide me with a statistical check. I know I'm being monitored every time I am on this site -
A.G. is right. The problem isn't him. It's everyone else on this board. His paranoid psychotic rants notwithstanding, we are the ones who truly should be seeking psychiatric help. We are so lucky that we have him to point out our shortcomings. :P
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Here we go again. Anything you want to add Flutie, DH?
I'm getting the idea that, both Flute and carnivore were offended by my skin flute comments. Can I ask why -
Carnivore wrote: A.G. is right. The problem isn't him. It's everyone else on this board. His paranoid psychotic rants notwithstanding, we are the ones who truly should be seeking psychiatric help. We are so lucky that we have him to point out our shortcomings. :P
I take your point one setp further.
A new religion
Fucking-Retardism
"Yea and the Lord shall bless those who post illucid, paranoid rants on message boards"
Cool, I get to be Pope. Carnivore, you've earned Bishop. Everyone else, if you want alms...beer and cash. -
I'm continually advocating for your continued participation in the boards. All I'm asking for is a way to avoid THIS--the playing out of private messages back and forth on a public message board. You could use a super-secret new anonymous Yahoo e-mail address, or whatever you like. If you say no, then I'll block your access, and yes, I'll continue to block you no matter how you try to log in. Thanks.
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Um, I think somebody missed the fact that the whole joke is that EVERYONE IN THE WORLD except this one friend of mine knows about the skin flute. That's why it's funny that he thought it was a musical instrument, savvy?
pensodyssey wins for the day, so far, because of the piccolo joke.
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Who speaks for the Chick'ns?
The meat wind speaks for the Chickens!
The sidewalk is greasy.
Just trying to keep the conversation on course. -
What's the meter reading? Am I close to the expiration?
What if I choose to have a username, but after I've been denied access?
I think you'd feel removed from the moment. Stay tuned, I might ask the pope for forgiveness -
Anonymous wrote: I'm getting the idea that, both Flute and carnivore were offended by my skin flute comments. Can I ask why
For my part, I wasn't offended in the least. I was more amused by your bizarre immaturity. Are you sure you're not STILL in Junior High School? -
dailyheights wrote: I'm continually advocating for your continued participation in the boards. All I'm asking for is a way to avoid THIS--the playing out of private messages back and forth on a public message board. You could use a super-secret new anonymous Yahoo e-mail address, or whatever you like. If you say no, then I'll block your access, and yes, I'll continue to block you no matter how you try to log in. Thanks.
Oh believe you me. Using Ghostsurf and thinking you're being a smartass by obscuring your IP is one of the better jokes I've heard this month so far. If you think you're effectivley hiding yourself, you're wrong. It takes a minute, but it's more than easy to ban the entire IP block Tenebril, the makers of that lousy piece of ineffective spyware own. What's hilarious is you, last month, going off about spyware.
I got news for you genius. GhostSurf is spyware. Everything you do is logged on Tenebril servers. Notice they have no clear privacy statement.
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