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$3790 - I'm depressed!
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$4275... where do I collect?
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Body: $4630.
Knowing that the value of just about anything can be quantified: Priceless -
$4725!
And to think when my dad died, we gave him away to the med school . . . -
"Congratulations, your dead body is worth $4100!"
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"Congratulations, your dead body is worth $4775! "
"Doesn't that make you feel great? "
Yeeeeeeeeah. -
Livetotravel wrote: $3790 - I'm depressed!
You've let yourself go. [-X -
$4455.
this is a little disturbing. -
"Congratulations, your dead body is worth $4075!"
Now I have to get off Heroin and I can bump up my value by $200!
GAK!
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$5175
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ok, here's a q: does an older body make less $$? sicker body? etc? what are the parameters?
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Sicker body makes more $$. Livetotravel must be very healthy.
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grafixguy wrote: Sicker body makes more $$. Livetotravel must be very healthy.
grafixguy is right
i just hit the worst answer for each question and my body is worth $5,895.00
epiphanies ensue.../ -
brooklynpotter wrote: ok, here's a q: does an older body make less $$? sicker body? etc? what are the parameters?
morbid corpse makes more moolah. yes. -
iZ Bee TriPinG U Aut with mai Multiplicitee Danz!
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quijibo wrote: [quote=grafixguy]Sicker body makes more $$. Livetotravel must be very healthy.
grafixguy is right
i just hit the worst answer for each question and my body is worth $5,895.00
epiphanies ensue.../
hmmm, just clicked through again with a younger cleaner-living version of myself
(and resisted the urge to say yes to albino elephantitis)
and got
Congratulations, your dead body is worth $5425!
keep working on crackin the code, tiny TriPinG Danzer -
maybe mine was lower than that because i'm over 40?
yet once again, i don't like this quiz. -
12:00am posting + beer =
quijibo wrote: iZ Bee TriPinG U Aut with mai Multiplicitee Danz!
hee hee hee just kidding!
I was $3600
Now I don't feel so bad.... though an albino chain-smoking dwarf, with elephantiasis, on anti-psycotic drugs would be a sight to see. -
$3365!
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Maybe it's because I'm older than dirt and had a misspent youth of recreational drug abuse - or on the other hand maybe I just can't remember the right answers anymore :roll:
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$4425....although this morning I feel like $27
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Maybe you're worth more if you have more shit wrong with you - more stuff for 'em to study...
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yEz deRe R serTain tings dat triGGaz iT
liKe lOng Hair makzzz Ur Bady woRth moR
or beingZ an Albino kaT witz elefantiTiZZ getZ BeauCoup Bukz!!! -
q is on drugs
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brooklynpotter wrote: q is on drugs
DaT wUld Maik mai Bawdy Worzz Mor. kthx. -
I went for shorter hair on my 2nd round, and I was worth more.
You need better drugs to crack the code!
(and, uh, I hope someone is walking your dog, Q...) -
$4815.
i don't know whether to be happy or sad. :? -
$5390. But I think that's way overrated; I don't mind people using my body for free, especially if they're also good looking.
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i don't know, dj, i think that the more they pay you the worse shape your body is in.
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$3,775, yikes!
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