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I'm working my 2 weeks notice at work — Brooklynian

I'm working my 2 weeks notice at work

carmen
carmen
edited November -1 in The Lounge / Random Stuff

Subject: I'm working my 2 weeks notice at work

and clearly my level of motivation is at an all-time high.
Someone entertain me with something hilarious that doesn't involve flash or sound.


annnd go

Comments

  • alafairnadia
    alafairnadia
    catch up with gawker and curbed. that's always time consuming and entertaining.
  • carnivore
    carnivore
    Overheard In New York
  • opossumqueen
    opossumqueen
    I was just reading Overheard in NY after seeing this thread...there's some priceless stuff there.

    From Overheard in NY:
    Guy: Bitch, I bet you couldn't even spell 'rhetorical.'
    Girl: Yes I can! R-H-E-T-O-R-I-C-L-E.
    Guy: Are... Are you serious?
    Girl: Yeah! Who's the dumbass now?!
  • livetotravel
    livetotravel
    are you a tennis fan?
  • MOD
    MOD
    This one was funny as hell:

    I Meant Nowhere White People Would Want to Go

    Blond Tourist Bimbo: I've never even heard of the G Train.
    Blond Local Bimbo: Yeah, it's a ghetto train.
    Blond Tourist Bimbo: Where does it go?
    Blond Local Bimbo: Nowhere.
    Black eight-year-old boy: Except my home, bitch.

    --G train Hoyt/Schermerhorn station
  • MOD
    MOD
    Ha! This one too:

    Tourist man: Pardon me, officer, can you tell us where Orchard Street is?
    Cop: See that naked Chinese guy?
    Tourist man: Ummm...Yeah.
    Cop: Walk down to him and make a left.
    Tourist man: Um, thanks.
    Cop: No problem.

    --Delancey & Allen

    Get in Line, Buddy

    Girl on cell: You don't play with my tits enough! You just go right to it, and avoid the girls! I need some titty action!
    Suit on cell, listening: I gotta go, I have to try to pick this girl up. I've never had a better come-on line in my life!

    --Duane Reade, Columbus Ave

    Overheard by: VERONICA
  • carmen
    carmen
    Keep em comin folks. I've got 9 days left haha
  • sprite
    sprite
    Overheard in New York is great! Love this one:

    Passionate man: You have to be able to voice your own opinion! Stand up for yourself! You're the CFO of a four billion dollar company -- you have to be able to make these kinds of decisions!

    Lady with him, totally baffled: I was just so overwhelmed -- I've never seen so many different kinds of rice pudding...!

    --Outside Rice to Riches, Spring St
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