Egging

i hate egging and being egged. once i saw this kid throwing crap at me. caught him and taught him a lesson.

i love the morons wearing a mask. easy to pull it over their heads and give them a swift beating.

they should have cops walking the beat looking for kids with eggs.

been egged too many times. just minding my own business and bam some egged on my clothes.

such a waste of resources. people are dying of hunger around the world.

shaving cream isnt that bad. eggs smells bad. and some jackasses let their eggs rot for a while waiting for this season.

Mamacita wrote: I've had the shaving cream version happen to me. Sucked, but I was a kid, so no big deal. If it happened now, with my accumulated years of wisdom and bitterness :P I'd probably beat the crap out of the punks.

Shaving cream is nothing. Kids in my neighborhood used to bring Nair to shaving cream fights.

Shaving cream isn't that harmless. That stuff will take the paint right off your car. I've never been personally egged or creamed (or egg creamed! hee! :P ) but my property has. Some punks put shaving cream on my mom's car and it took the paint off.

Also, one time, somebody managed to get this huge grease stain on my house above the front door right about second floor level. I don't know how they did this. It did end up being kind of convenient since the entire block was white houses with red shutters, so I could tell people looking for my house, "Oh, my house is the one with the big grease stain on the front." That and the overgrown front lawn were part of the redneck image my parents were clearly cultivating and is probably the main reason why my house was the only one that didn't get burglarized even though I'm willing to bet that we probably had more valuable stuff (musical instruments, rare manuscripts) than our neighbors.

One time, a friend of mine did catch me from behind and sprayed an entire can of hairspray on my head. Boy, did I look a fright! I ran into him twenty years later and he got down on his knees and apologized. I couldn't figure out what for because while I was plenty pissed at the time, looking back in hindsight, it's pretty damn funny.

That would seem to be a good way to put people in the hospital if they were asthmatic and had allergies.

Drano wrote: [quote=lilbangladesh]That would seem to be a good way to put people in the hospital if they were asthmatic and had allergies.

I wasn't really known for my sound judgement when I was 10, although I did resist using bleach...

EDIT: If you're an idiot and you're reading this and I'm giving you ideas, PLEASE DO NOT DO THIS STUFF.
Yes. And whatever you do, definitely don't fill a water gun with bleach and shoot people with it.

armchair_warrior wrote: i love the morons wearing a mask. easy to pull it over their heads and give them a swift beating.

they should have cops walking the beat looking for kids with eggs.

been egged too many times. just minding my own business and bam some egged on my clothes.

such a waste of resources. people are dying of hunger around the world.

hahaha!!! Sorry dude, but this is hilarious!