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Competitive bowling, baking, darts, trashtalking, etc. — Brooklynian

Competitive bowling, baking, darts, trashtalking, etc.

whyfi
whyfi
edited November -1 in Prospect Heights
Carnivore wrote: You wouldn't have been the only one if nybt and muk hadn't been so afraid of getting trounced by Isa at ping pong. :P
Unwarranted attack!!! i'll see you at the table!!! or the dart board!!! (did i mention that i played darts for the first time in two years the other night?!?! this was over at Mooney's- played with a guy named Hubert? anyway, i was mighty impressed with myself after one round with two (2) double bulls... almost took Hubert down, but the man's good)
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  • carnivore
    carnivore
    nybt wrote: [quote=Carnivore]You wouldn't have been the only one if nybt and muk hadn't been so afraid of getting trounced by Isa at ping pong. :P
    Unwarranted attack!!! i'll see you at the table!!! or the dart board!!! (did i mention that i played darts for the first time in two years the other night?!?! this was over at Mooney's- played with a guy named Hubert? anyway, i was mighty impressed with myself after one round with two (2) double bulls... almost took Hubert down, but the man's good)
    Air hockey.

    Bring it.

    :idea: :twisted: :idea:
  • whyfi
    whyfi
    Carnivore wrote: [quote=nybt][quote=Carnivore]You wouldn't have been the only one if nybt and muk hadn't been so afraid of getting trounced by Isa at ping pong. :P
    Unwarranted attack!!! i'll see you at the table!!! or the dart board!!! (did i mention that i played darts for the first time in two years the other night?!?! this was over at Mooney's- played with a guy named Hubert? anyway, i was mighty impressed with myself after one round with two (2) double bulls... almost took Hubert down, but the man's good)
    Air hockey.

    Bring it.

    :idea: :twisted: :idea:

    two out of the three for ping pong, air hockey and darts. two out of three games for each!!! :twisted: weak-kneed and faint-of-heart need not apply...
  • carnivore
    carnivore
    nybt wrote: two out of the three for ping pong, air hockey and darts. two out of three games for each!!! :twisted: weak-kneed and faint-of-heart need not apply...
    I don't claim to be any good at ping pong or darts. Add 8-Ball to the mix, and you're on!
  • whyfi
    whyfi
    Carnivore wrote: [quote=nybt]two out of the three for ping pong, air hockey and darts. two out of three games for each!!! :twisted: weak-kneed and faint-of-heart need not apply...
    I don't claim to be any good at ping pong or darts. Add 8-Ball to the mix, and you're on!

    and i have no experience with 8 ball... we may need a 5th and deciding game...
  • carnivore
    carnivore
    nybt wrote: [quote=Carnivore][quote=nybt]two out of the three for ping pong, air hockey and darts. two out of three games for each!!! :twisted: weak-kneed and faint-of-heart need not apply...
    I don't claim to be any good at ping pong or darts. Add 8-Ball to the mix, and you're on!

    and i have no experience with 8 ball... we may need a 5th and deciding game...
    Competitive eating!

    XXHot wings at the Wing Wagon! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

    http://www.ifoce.com/index.php
  • whyfi
    whyfi
    Carnivore wrote: Competitive eating!

    XXHot wings at the Wing Wagon! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

    http://www.ifoce.com/index.php
    you sure? i'm not a small guy... :twisted:
  • whyfi
    whyfi
    and the filippino blood eases the heat... :twisted:
  • carnivore
    carnivore
    nybt wrote: [quote=Carnivore]Competitive eating!

    XXHot wings at the Wing Wagon! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

    http://www.ifoce.com/index.php
    you sure? i'm not a small guy... :twisted:
    You ever see the guy who always wins the Nathan's hotdog eating contest?

    Check out the IFOCE website (link above).
  • daveb
    daveb
    nybt wrote: [quote=Carnivore]Competitive eating!

    XXHot wings at the Wing Wagon! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

    http://www.ifoce.com/index.php
    you sure? i'm not a small guy... :twisted:

    You forget the world champion competitive hot dog eater...a 90lb japanese guy who floored dudes 300lbs and up.
  • whyfi
    whyfi
    yeah, i have seen the guy (side note- damn he's ripped [envy, not lust]). from what i've read, smaller people DO tend to be more elastic... but i CAN eat... ask my wife. :wink:
  • whyfi
    whyfi
    whoa! just re-read that... unintentional humor... :lol:
  • whyfi
    whyfi
    Side, side note- did you see, a few years back, that some kids were drinking massive amounts of water in a short period of time to get high?!?! I can just imagine kids in a back yard, somewhere in suburbia, suckin' on a garden hose... no, not healthy.

    Back on the original divergent track- nah, I really don't think that competitive eating works with the spirit of the other 4 events... we need another lazy-man “sport”...
  • carnivore
    carnivore
    nybt wrote: Side, side note- did you see, a few years back, that some kids were drinking massive amounts of water in a short period of time to get high?!?! I can just imagine kids in a back yard, somewhere in suburbia, suckin' on a garden hose... no, not healthy.

    Back on the original divergent track- nah, I really don't think that competitive eating works with the spirit of the other 4 events... we need another lazy-man “sport”...
    Bowling?
  • candicissima
    candicissima
    Yay bowling! I'm shit at that, but it's still fun.
  • whyfi
    whyfi
    Carnivore wrote: [quote=nybt]Back on the original divergent track- nah, I really don't think that competitive eating works with the spirit of the other 4 events... we need another lazy-man “sport”...
    Bowling?

    Perfect! Although I think that this is going to be something settled over a couple of days, not a couple of hours... unless there's a facility around that can cover all of our needs...
  • carnivore
    carnivore
    nybt wrote: [quote=Carnivore][quote=nybt]Back on the original divergent track- nah, I really don't think that competitive eating works with the spirit of the other 4 events... we need another lazy-man “sport”...
    Bowling?

    Perfect! Although I think that this is going to be something settled over a couple of days, not a couple of hours... unless there's a facility around that can cover all of our needs...
    3 games of bowling is a day or evening in itself. I think the other stuff could probably all be one night at BB.
  • whyfi
    whyfi

    Subject: FALPP

    So... next question- is this a one-on-one (you kill my father, prepare to die!) grudge match? Or do we include all takers for the First Annual Lazy Person Pentathlon?!
  • whyfi
    whyfi
    Carnivore wrote: 3 games of bowling is a day or evening in itself. I think the other stuff could probably all be one night at BB.
    Agreed. Well, one night between BB and Mooney's... bowling could be the last, and hopefully, deciding event.
  • carnivore
    carnivore

    Subject: Re: FALPP

    nybt wrote: So... next question- is this a one-on-one (you kill my father, prepare to die!) grudge match? Or do we include all takers for the First Annual Lazy Person Pentathlon?!
    I want as many people as possible to be there when I crush you.

    Like bug.
  • whyfi
    whyfi

    Subject: Re: FALPP

    Carnivore wrote: I want as many people as possible to be there when I crush you.

    Like bug.
    :lol: Well, we'll see, but in my mind, i'm already up 2-1. :wink:

    So, others will participate, but final tally is between the two of us? Or could someone else (Candicissima?!) walk away with the spoils?
  • pensodyssey
    pensodyssey

    Subject: Re: FALPP

    Carnivore wrote: [quote=nybt]So... next question- is this a one-on-one (you kill my father, prepare to die!) grudge match? Or do we include all takers for the First Annual Lazy Person Pentathlon?!
    I want as many people as possible to be there when I crush you.

    Like bug.

    I'll let you minions battle it out before delivering the coup de grace.
  • carnivore
    carnivore

    Subject: Re: FALPP

    nybt wrote: [quote=Carnivore]I want as many people as possible to be there when I crush you.

    Like bug.
    :lol: Well, we'll see, but in my mind, i'm already up 2-1. :wink:

    So, others will participate, but final tally is between the two of us? Or could someone else (Candicissima?!) walk away with the spoils?
    It would be tough to have an overall competition unless we only did one event each night. We have to each play each other in order to be able to rank. Otherwise, for example, when I beat you at air hockey and pensodyssey beats Candicissima, how do we pick a winner? Everyone has to play everyone.

    So I'm game either way, but if it's an open field, I say one night per event.

    We can start with darts and ping pong before moving on to more manly sports like air hockey and bowling. :lol: :twisted:
  • whyfi
    whyfi

    Subject: Re: FALPP

    Carnivore wrote:
    It would be tough to have an overall competition unless we only did one event each night. We have to each play each other in order to be able to rank. Otherwise, for example, when I beat you at air hockey and pensodyssey beats Candicissima, how do we pick a winner? Everyone has to play everyone.

    So I'm game either way, but if it's an open field, I say one night per event.
    Good point, it would have to be round-robin for everything but bowling... I guess that we'll have to see how many would like to participate.
    Carnivore wrote:
    We can start with darts and ping pong before moving on to more manly sports like air hockey and bowling. :lol: :twisted:
    Gimme a break!!! :) Okay, let's say that the shit hits the fan, and all that we have to rely upon are our Lazyman Sport skills... I KNOW that I could kill some small game with my darts and have some tasty grub!!! If a wild chicken wanders on to an airhockey table, you might be in luck, but... :twisted:
  • pensodyssey
    pensodyssey
    Bowling's easy. We can play as a group and the person with the best overall score is declared the champeen.
  • candicissima
    candicissima
    And winner gets...? Bragging rights are a given.
  • whyfi
    whyfi
    pensodyssey wrote: Bowling's easy. We can play as a group and the person with the best overall score is declared the champeen.
    Easy there, Glengarry! :) I think that, if there are going to be multiple competitors, we need to figure out a scoring system. How about we award points for the top 3 or 5 finishers in each event, highest point total after the five events wins?
  • anonymous
    anonymous
    shomer fucking shabbos! i don't roll on the shabbos dude.


    sorry it had to be said.
  • whyfi
    whyfi
    Anonymous wrote: shomer fucking shabbos! i don't roll on the shabbos dude.


    sorry it had to be said.
    It's understandable- it's a great movie... 'specially John Turturro, he steals the scene every time he's on! I've always wanted to say "hi" to him whenever I see him on the subway or around the neighborhood, but at the same time, I don't want to intrude.
  • t-fal
    t-fal
    Anonymous wrote: shomer fucking shabbos! i don't roll on the shabbos dude.


    sorry it had to be said.
    that was me as well. my pooter's on crack or something.

    but yeah, i wouldn't want to intrude on him either, because, as you know...nobody fucks with the jeezoos.
  • whyfi
    whyfi

    Subject: Re: FALPP

    Carnivore wrote: So I'm game either way, but if it's an open field, I say one night per event.

    We can start with darts and ping pong before moving on to more manly sports like air hockey and bowling. :lol: :twisted:
    I've been a little preoccupied as of late, but I'm still here, gauntlet at my feet... Anyone? :twisted:

    Bueller?

    Bueller?! :wink:
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